"i'm a gentelman cause thats the way my daddy raised me... " Rowland BigfordHis words ladies and gentleman. Roland is a gentleman, in every sense of the word. He tirelessly takes care of his 7 children and is a bit of a quilting effecianado. Those are facts.
Besides being incredibly hugable and a fine gentleman, Roland is an excellent Magic the gathering player. He has won pro points, battled countless hordes of enemies, and fell every single one of them.
What can I say about Roland that his other friends have not said... I will post some testimonials from his nearest and dearest friends.
"I dont think Roland would look good in a nurse's uniform..." Paul Sulenski
"Roland your emo status's make me sad...' Ali Aintrazi
"i can feel u tremble when we touch" Will Mckeithan
I spent two hours making Roland into a muppet because I think deep down he is a cuddly fury monster. If you couldnt gather that from those quotes then you have to learn to read between the lines.
Roland is my favorite person to make laugh, just because it is so easy, and ... cause he laughs like a girl, kind of. I mean it isn't bad. I was always told not to make fun of anyones laugh but it does kind of sound girly, but I am no one to talk. I sound like a female bottle rocket exploded or something when something is really funny. Like when Roland let me take his picture for the Worldwake gameday championships. That shit was hilarious.
Well Roland, we all love you. I hope you can use this card in your Magic Cube.
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